iamherbutme

jokes

  • Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
  • Ted : $10.
  • Teacher : You don't know maths.
  • Ted : You don't know my father!
  • Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
  • Student: 'Singapore, Sir.'
  • Teacher: 'Which part?'
  • Student: 'All of me, Sir.'
  • Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'
  • Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'
  • Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
  • Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'

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